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Straight Up: Adoption Institute Supports Gay Parents / They thought about what their parents had done to them and the decision was easy. (AP)

Prayed He'd Be True: A popular and charismatic Tennessee minister was found shot to death in his parsonage, and authorities labeled his wife a suspect after she and the couple's three young daughters were found in Alabama on Thursday after a daylong search. / The songwriters in Nashville are having a field day with this one. (AP)

Snail's Pace: Study Says Left-Handed Snails Have Advantage / Their serve from the ad court to the righty snail's backhand is nearly impossible to return. (AP)

Achy Breaky Daughter: Why does this 13-year-old girl look 40? (USA Today)

I Do, I Do, I Do: Has the scale finally tipped for gay marriage in America? (PinkNews)

Lesbian Clout: Olivia and MBNA Team Up to Offer Credit Card / Members will also receive discounts at Home Depot, Eddie Bauer, and Brunswick Lanes, to name a few. (GayWired)

Duke Shocked! My future ex blows it once again. (AP)

Spare the Ride and Spoil the Child: Father forgets infant in his parked car while he races to get onto the Metro. (AP)

Dick's Demands: The vice president likes FOX News to be on before he even arrives in his hotel room, but he does read The N.Y. Times on his "private" crapper. (P.S. There's no such thing a caffeinated Sprite, you Dick.) (TheSmokingGun)