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Splitting Hairs: A candidate for the U.S. Senate says Elton John should be executed for being gay. I think he should too, but for that embarrassing wig. (PinkNews)

Drama Queen: Did you hear about the straight Oregon high school student who was expelled for not editing out a gay "snuggle scene" from a class film project titled "Brokeback High"? The school says it's completely false and now the teen is in real trouble because of the turmoil resulting from his claim. I see a big future for this kid as Paris Hilton's personal assistant or a barback at Rage. (Advocate)

Throwing the First Stone: Massachusetts governor moves to exempt church from anti-discrimination law / Of course. What would be the point of religion without discrimination? (AP)

At Long Last Love: "She's the Man," the teenybopper take on Shakespeare's gender-bending "Twelfth Night" starring hottie Tatum Channing Tatum and Amanda Bynes on opens today. I'm so there. (eCentral)

Heched Again: Virginia judge rules against lesbian parent in custody dispute with her "ex-gay" ex. (Sirius/OutQ)

WKRP Bulletin: The Cincinnati city council has voted to extend gay, transgender protection / Great news for Jennifer Marlowe. She was a tranny ... right? (AP)