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Dedication: A block near the headquarters of ABC News has been renamed Peter Jennings Way, honoring the longtime anchor of "World News Tonight." Others are just calling it the smoking section. (AP)

Port of No Return: President Bush went on the offensive yesterday defending an Arab company's attempt to take over the operation of seaports in Baltimore and five other cities, threatening a veto if Congress tries to kill a deal his administration has blessed. Makes perfect sense to me: we're over in Iraq smoking out the terrorists before they can even get here. Why don't we just appoint Osama bin Laden as the god-damn secretary of commerce while we're at it? (WP)

Chucky Auto-Pilot: Martina Hingis disposed of the overhyped 19-year-old Indian tennis star Sania Mirza 6-3, 7-5 in the Dubai Open, Hingis' fifth tournament into a remarkable comeback after three years out of the game. (Guardian)

Take Two: The Episcopal Church is said to be electing a second openly gay bishop. The drunk apparently wasn't enough for them -- this time they're hoping for a tina whore. (Advocate)

You Said Balls: Internet rumours “name” bisexual football star / In a testament to just how little Americans care about soccer, even gays in this country aren't interested in the so-called salacious tabloid tale of supposed threeways involving big-name "footballers." (PinkNews)