Weekend Tennis Roundup

Hello, tennis fans! The season is officially under way in Adelaide -- everything is already dumb, with last year's hottest players all losing in the first round (shoot me now) -- but have I got a roundup for you. This post features a bunch of those (silly) exhibitions (United Cup, Battle of the Brits, etc.) all the way up to Novak Djokovic's return Down Under, playing doubles with an extra-thicc Vasek Pospisil. As is often the case, MAGA pinups Ryan and Christian Harrison steal the show, the latter getting homoerotically stretched while boy toy Cesar Ramirez waits by ready to insert something, and the former in his lumberjack PJs on Christmas morning. All of this and more BELOW.

Can't think of a better way to start the new year than Bernabe Zapata working out in short shorts

Frenchman Enzo Couacaud and his pretty hair

Argentina's Pedro Cachin is a must-follow.

Who's your little friend, Vasek?

I should've taken a screenshot, but coach Jonny O'Mara was giving quite a show up his kilt.

Marton's killer bod

Jordan 2.0 

Does the ATP have its own Larry Nassar, who knows a great haircut when he sees one? 

Tommy Paul is ready for 2023

Liking this daddy-son action between Sebastian Gutierrez and Thiago Seyboth Wild's pecs

I see where J.J. Wolf gets his good looks

I can't get enough of Pedro Martínez Portero

Borna's flex appeal

Storytime with Quentin

You're in Lock! 

Caroline's family is growing 

Fabien Reboul never stops

Skupski academy?

Ooh la la!

Ooh la la deux!

Santa's not-so-little helper

These two

Cesar Ramirez has one thing on his mind

Giddy up!

Maybe BJK isn't lying when she says she loved having sex with Larry



I can see uniting behind that 🍑

Manspread Wednesday

Denis Shapovalov is big leggy

The only thing ugly about Cam Norrie are is strokes

Happy birthday, Handsome! 

Good hair alert!

Thicc 
















I'm still reeling that sexy Frenchman Quentin Halys seems to have watched one of my Sandra Bernhard stories!