Depending on what time you read this, Damian and I may already be in divorce court based on the outcome of today's Nadal-Djokovic quarterfinal in Paris. (The King of Clay is looking very fit so I don't have high hopes, which makes what happened Down Under -- where Novak has the huge advantage -- even more vexing.) But until then, here's what I've gathered over the past week, starting with a proxy Manspread Monday starring Andreas Mies and Kevin Krawietz that has me wondering how they were already eliminated. (Somehow was able to concentrate playing against that?!) Full report BELOW.
Back to the '80s: Holy, Kathy Rinaldi -- four teenagers in the French quarters!
With Holger Rune and Carlos Alcaraz both reaching the French quarterfinals, it's the perfect excuse to share these adorable photos from their younger years. The Great Dane got a nice writeup in The New York Times where we learned that the two played about 10 times as juniors, with Holger thinking Carlos leads the rivalry 6-4. How incredible would it be if they somehow wound up in the final?
I think I know why Jayson Mathiou hasn't accepted my Instagram follow request!
Is this Carlito's way ... or the trainer's?
Goodbye, Mr. Mackenzie
Mackenzie McDonald had a nice run to the third round, with coach Jaime Pulgar in tow
Sasha's hot older brother definitely doesn't need any help
Guido Pella's legs are hawking beer
And his eyes are hawking sex
Christian Harrison is getting a little long in the tooth for the Futures circuit, but he's definitely in peak porn position
Brotherly love
Young Republicans
Woof
Matteo Berrettini doesn't seem to be missing the ATP
Ryan Harrison and someone who looks just like his ex-wife make it Instagram official
Andrea Pellegrino was the big winner in Vicenza
The Lock brothers won another rinky-dinky doubles title, but it was Benjamin's NET COVERAGE that got me all hot and bothered
Ben and Courtney
If you thought Christian Harrison was a GOP tool, try following his equally hot 'n' toolish friend
Matt Ebden and Sam Stosur had a nice run to the quarter
Gilles Simon ended on a high note, upsetting Pablo Carreno Busta for his 500th victory
And enough couldn't be said about the career of Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, who never failed to excite
Urban cowboy Jan-Michael Gambill
The rancher at work
Stefanos isn't smiling any longer
I'm guessing Alex Robein recuses himself from calling BFF Albano Olivetti's matches
Filip Krajinovic really does those white shorts ...
justice
Can't blame these ladies for getting a pic-with this one!
Corentin Moutet seemed to enjoy having his clock cleaned by Nadal
Indian Wells honcho Larry Ellison -- who strikes me as the biggest closet case -- is even worse than we thought
Grass men: James Duckworth looking like a million bucks with countryman Alexei Popyrin
Botic van de Zandschulp's coach, Peter Lucassen, is one hot piece of ass
Brandon Nakashima's hot box
Victoria Azarenka's hot box
Marton Fucsovics: Apparel by Wacky Packages
Paula Badosa has a type
Andy Murray says Wimbledon prep is going well
I'm buying whatever Jack Draper is selling
Tobe Simon in the house of fun
(As long as I have a face, he has a place to sit down.)
Tommy Paul shows feet
Belgian delight Arnaud Bovy
Did I tell you I got into it with Rennae Stubbs for admitting Novak Djokovic's 2020 U.S. Open default was the result of a careless but completely unintentional act yet continuing to needlessly pile on about it?
I'm glad Borna Coric finally broke his losing streak ...
But I've already moved on to countryman Borna Gojo
Marcos Giron got killed in the first round of singles and doubles, but still looks like this
Ooh la la: 32-year-old Jonathan Eysseric
You know I'm hot for Liam Broady if I can overlook those embarrassing tattoos!
Qinwen Zheng's hot box ... and I love her game too -- especially her fluid service motion!
Cesar Ramirez hooks another hot piece
Sturdy David Vega Hernandez had a nice run to the doubles quarters
Ernesto Escobedo channels his inner Jose Eber
Jürgen Melzer's pose is turning me on
Hot couple alert: Andrea Vavassori and Enzo Couacaud
Looks like a great uncle to me
Get out the lube to watch Christian and his "golf buddy" Mitchell Good
An American in Paris
Here's wishing Damir Dzumhur a speedy recovery from his horrifying case of acute pancreatitis
Karen Khachanov had a nice run to the round of 16, knocking out Cam Norrie along the way
Lorenzo Musetti may have come up short against Stefanos Tsitsipas, but only on the scoreboard
Quentin Halys sure doesn't look like he lost in the first round of singles and doubles
I pray that Jule Niemeier got spit-roasted by Florian Nowy and Christopher Kas and filmed it
Borna takes a romantic stroll
The highlight of Emma Raducanu's tournament
Alma had her wet dream come true ... or was it mine?
John Lloyd has a new memoir out and while he's awfully pretty to look at, his "kill me if I can't get hard" take on prostate cancer and friendship with Crazy Donald are major turnoffs. Read HERE.
And last but not least, a shoutout to the SportsBubbleButt IG account!
1 comment:
Great round-up as always Ken. Really appreciate this weekly post as I am a huge tennis fan. We definitely have a lot of favorites in common!
FYI, in case you don't know, the hottie with Paula Badosa is Sergio "Kun" Aguero, a legendary soccer player with Manchester City. He recently retired due to a health condition. He is one of my favorite footballers! Thanks for posting! Paula is a lucky woman!
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