Monday, May 23, 2022

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Cam Norrrie, Casper Ruud, Angelique Kerber and Martina Trevisan captured last-minute tune-ups for the French Open. But all I can think about are two Latinos -- Juan Betancourt and Camilo Ugo Carabelli -- who are clearly the stars of this report. Keep reading BELOW

Cameron Norrie clinched his second ATP Tour title of the season Saturday, edging Slovakian Alex Molcan 6-3, 6-7(3), 6-1 in the Lyon Open final

Dreamy American Austin Krajicek and Croatian Ivan Dodig lifted their first ATP Tour title together on Saturday downing second seeds Maximo Gonzalez and Marcelo Melo 6-3, 6-4 in the final of Lyon

With his back against the wall, Casper Ruud -- who seems to be getting better-looking each week -- successfully retained his Geneva Open title Saturday, overcoming Portugal’s Joao Sousa 7-6(3), 4-6, 7-6(1) to capture his eighth ATP Tour trophy

Nikola Mektic and Mate Pavic earned their second ATP Tour trophy in as many weeks on Saturday, rallying past Pablo Andujar and Matwe Middelkoop 2-6, 6-2, 10-3 in the Geneva final

Former World No.1 Angelique Kerber of Germany captured her first clay-court title in more than six years after a nail-biting 7-6(5), 6-7(0), 7-6(5) triumph against Kaja Juvan in the Strasbourg final. 

In the longest Hologic WTA Tour singles final of the season, the three-time Grand Slam champion Kerber took 3 hours and 16 minutes to stop World No.81 Juvan, who put up a strong fight in her first singles final. And never one to make things easy for herself, Kerber saved two match points to rally to defeat 89th-ranked Magdalena Frech of Poland, 2-6, 6-3, 7-5 in the first round of the French earlier today.

No.85-ranked Martina Trevisan stunned No.1 seed Garbiñe Muguruza in the second round of the Morrocoys Open for just her second Top 10 win, and the 28-year-old backed it up by going on to capture her first Hologic WTA Tour title, with a 6-2, 6-1 win over American Claire Liu. (No surprise that Muguruza has already crapped out in Paris, too. Argh!) 

Elsewhere around the net ...

Jan-Lennard Struff has his Nails moment

Sex bomb Camilo Ugo Carabelli stunned Russian Aslan Karatsev 6-3, 4-6, 6-4, 3-6, 7-6 (5) yesterday in the French Open's first-ever deciding tiebreak 

The huge-assed Argentinian will take on Canadian Felix Auger-Aliassime next

And speaking of big asses: Wild card Corentin Moutet took out 2015 champion Stan Wawrinka 2-6, 6-3, 7-6(2), 6-3 to reach the second round. Next up? Some guy named Rafael Nadal

And in case you're missing that other French shorty with a huge ass ...

I'm buying whatever Hugo Gaston is selling HERE.

Did you get a load of the tits in Kaia Kanepi's box?

No one has ever looked better getting his clock cleaned in Paris than Marcos Giron 

Grigor Dimitrov dominating Giron

One week after making his ATP Tour debut, 21-year-old cutie Matteo Arnaldi captured the Challenger in Francavilla al Mare. How much credit do we give to his rather LARGE coach, former player Alessandro Petrone, who I'm hoping is breaking the young Italian in 

How do you say huge ass in Italian? 

Follow the coach HERE.

I like Aidan McHugh's new "hitting" partner: Ollie Fawls

Stalker report: Looks Aidy has a crush

This photo of married man Ryan Harrison gave me pause. A little detective worked revealed that the GOP himbo is actually divorced now, having gotten caught cheating on wife Lauren McHale, player Christina's sister

What a dog

Cryo cruiser? 

My Spanish crush David Vega Hernandez in Paris

And last week in Lyon 

Streetwalker Neal Skupski

When Spaniards become broadcasters

Nice to see the Croats doing well again 

Even if Stefanos Tsitsipas never wins a major, he's gorgeous and good for the environment 

Tommy Haas looking rather fetching 

Thrilled that Borna Coric finally won a match! 

I see he listened to me

All that practice finally paid off ...

Borna may have broken the losing streak, but Dominic Thiem's now got one going with a bullet 

If James McGee's tennis had ever been as good as his social media ...

The Irishman would have easily been Top 10!

Novak Djokovic turned 35 ... 

Joao Sousa is still the saltiest export from Portugal since sardines

Checking in with John Millman 

Karen Khachanov got an adorable haircut for his 26th birthday

Say hello to the youngest champion from Uzbekistan in 15 years -- and definitely the hottest! 🇺🇿 Sergey Fomin claimed his maiden #ATPChallenger in Shymkent. The 21-year-old won seven matches in seven days as a qualifier.

With big doubles champs Sanjar Fayziev and Mark Kalovelonis

Holger Rune -- who has to play Denis Shapovalov tomorrow morning in his opening-round match -- spends some time with a hot Nike employee

You have to be brave to be photographed with Vasek Pospisil 

Juan Betancourt -- aka Paula Badosa's main squeeze -- won some sort of reality television show by, I'm guessing, going down on a banana

His 2019 Men's Health cover 

Is this how he gets the judges to vote for him? 

This kid is going to grow up to have unrealistic dating goals 

Austrian Sebastian Ofner may have lost to Alexander Zverev in the first round of Paris, but he still looks like this 

Austrian Dennis Novak has good taste in workout partners

As well as drinking buddies

Marcel Granollers is Mask4Masc-worthy

Splendor in the clay: Nino Serdaruuic

Dutch treat: Tim van Rijthoven

I'll be rooting for American Nathaniel Lammons

Liam Broady has plenty to smile about 

Tommy Paul's match versus Cristian Garin was suspended today

Birthday boy Nole

Ryan Harrison: Is this thing on?

Chess mate Laslo Djere 

Damian found some purported cock pics of Thanasi Kokkinakis but won't show them to me. Do any you have them?

Nikoloz Basilashvili definitely must not be gay because not even Maxime Cressy's Daisy Dukes could stop the Georgian from rallying from two sets down to beat the Franco-American in Paris 

Thomas Fabbiano looks like he's ready ...

for a new sport

If I were Dom, I'd be sexting Enzo Couacaud about now 

Hitting partners: Carlos Alcaraz and Diego Schwartzman 

Matteo in Ray-Bans

Andy Mies is big leggy

To be the meat in this Joe Salisbury - Jack Draper sandwich

Luca Pouille just made some kid's wet dream come true 

Guido Pella turns 32

Watch Petros Tsitsipas in action HERE

Manspread-adjacent Garin 

What did you think of Martina Navratilova, Petra Kvitova and Karolina Pliskova on the cover of Czech Vogue? Of course Martina looked the best!

And last but not least, so many cute messages for Tommy Paul, who just turned the big 2-5! 

(With wire services.)


Joe said...

Must be an entire banana tree growing in Johnny's shorts.

ATANNER said...

Carabeli, another entry into the over sized ass club...can never have too many of those.