Thursday, October 19, 2017

Hunks of 'House Hunters'


You could cut the tension with a knife on the "A [Confirmed] Bachelor Pad in Denver" episode of "House Hunters." Serious Matthew -- an Alexander SkarsgĂ„rd lookalike -- has been living with two "buddies," but wants to buy a loft-style home downtown. Beardy Graham -- whom I'm guessing he met on Scruff -- is fun and sexy, and drives Matt wild in the sack. But preppy Peter has his eye on the prize, knowing he could make Matt happy by building the perfect home for them. Not sure if they've worked it out yet -- they're young and have time -- but Matt's not going to let his rocking bod get out of shape while his pals cat fight over him ...






Table tennis champ


He had him at "woof" ...


Graham tries to lure Matt away by being all sporty ...



But Peter's no slouch on the LPGA ...




Graham wearing his slutwear ...








"Can't you see it's been me all along, Matty?"





Nesting ...


Graham stirring up trouble, as usual ...




I'd keep my eye on this trainer if I were Peter ...

4 comments:

The Polar Beast said...

I would find Matthew more attractive if he didn't use the same hair products as Jack Lord.

HGTV Watcher said...

Your commentary is far better than the scripted 'crap' that is is written for the 'hunters.'

jaragon said...

I agree with HGTV watcher.

M. A. Gay said...

Well played!

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