Friday, June 27, 2014

Shia LaBoeuf and the Jordan Almond Defense


Move over, Twinkies: there's a new legal defense in town. I'm on Team Shia, thanks to this source from inside Studio 54:
Shia LaBoeuf was slapping the shit out of people at Cabaret not because he's pulling a Charlie Sheen, but because they were crunching on Jordan almonds during the performance. True story -- my friend Steve from TX is visiting NYC and was in the audience when it happened. #misophonia
I write about my battle with misophonia in my book and have this to say about Shia's behavior: If the Jordan almonds allegation is true, I think he showed great restraint!

Bottom line: Stop crunching in public and no one will get hurt.

4 comments:

Greg said...

And the smoking during the performance?

MikeBoston said...

Not even close. While I might be somewhat sympathetic to the misophonic - you don't get to strike people who are doing something that bothers you. This applies to strangers and loved ones. No hitting because they're chewing.

That is all.

Except that Shia is a D-Bag.

Now that is all.

Ian said...

I recently learned I have Misophonia, which explained so much. I thought I was just a bad tempered dbag because of the intense anger, rage really, such minor things like people crunching chips etc could evoke in me. Now I understand what is driving my reactions life has much improved for me. But Shia goes too far.

Victor C.-VA said...

By the way, I just finished reading your book...

I have never laughed and cried so hard...

Out of 5 Gay Stars I give it a 5...

What a life...I love my "Molly" stories...If I could be a fly on the wall with Mom in full swing...

Great job!!

Thanks for bringing joy to my hectic life...

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