Lesbian on 'Lesbian' Attack!

Apparently James Blake isn't the only one tired of listening to Pam Shriver flap her big mouth. Sandra Bernhard, who we learned earlier this year is obsessed with Venus and Serena Williams, did not take too kindly to Shriver's comments about Venus' pursuit of interior design (bonus points for the catty comments about Pam's current, um, "career," which keeps her busy when she's between death-bed-only beards husbands). Pam's never been my fave -- if my parents hadn't thrown away a HUGE box full of late '70s TENNIS and WORLD TENNIS magazines without warning me first I'd scan you the letter I had published in WT back when (headline: Pam Slammed) -- but considering Venus has won five Wimbledon titles and was once the No. 1 player in the world, Pam's comment isn't really much of an insult. (Would Venus be as good at anything as she is in tennis, not counting lingerie modeling, of course?!) Still, ya gotta admire Sandy's killer instinct. Now I see why she and the Venus and Serena are destined to be her new Madonna and Ingrid.