Thursday, April 01, 2010

News Flash

If divorced news anchor Chris Wragge is feeling lonely in his Upper West Side spread all by himself, I'd be more than happy to help him fill the void. (I know he likes 'em leggy.) Of course, that Rubik’s Cube thing from Mom would have to go ...

3 comments:

Jay said...

he's an incredible man...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but he'd have to get rid of those horrible wine bottle holders first.

WranglerMan said...

All he did was trash his ex-wife throughout the article! Classy guy, that Wragge!