Wow. You know your options are endless when you can split with Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal and not curl up in the fetal position and die. I know I'm a big fag and everything, but is she really that hot?Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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Wow. You know your options are endless when you can split with Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal and not curl up in the fetal position and die. I know I'm a big fag and everything, but is she really that hot?
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Her big giant veneer teeth frighten me. She looks like a horse dressed in Chanel. Why did she do that? She used to have an OK smile beforehand, now she's a freak (and not in a good way) with a speech impediment. Maybe she secretly wants to be Drew Barrymore. Lash Blast!
I felt that same way when Jessica Lange bagged both Mikhail Baryshnikov and Sam Shepard. Not fair! Leave some for the rest of us!
You realize this was a fully contractualized relationship, right?
"Hot" isn't really right. "Cute as a button" is more like it.
He seems like a really nice guy. And he's not too tatty looking either. Does this mean that he's available?
Dear Santa.....
She's turned into a real man eater.
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