'Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard.'

It's been more than 16 years since I worked there, but I'm still blushing on behalf of The Orange County Register for publishing what Jason Linkins rightly calls "the single most tasteless sports column in the history of written language," a recap of what sporting events Jaycee Dugard missed during her 18 years in captivity at the hands of a convicted rapist. (WTF?) You really can't make this shit up.