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Rabbit Test: Holy Billy Crystal! Where's Joan Rivers when you need her? I'm just glad the LGBT community isn't doing anything weird to freak mainstream society out. (ABC)

Hillary for Veep: Has the Obama-Clinton drama taken a new turn? She can’t win without him, said one Hillary adviser, and he can’t win without her. They’re stuck with each other. (NYT)

That's Author AC Slater to You: Who knew that Mario Lopez's career would have a second act? (Defamer)

Rumor Report: San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom for California governor? (365Gay)

Never Gonna Give Him Up: Any excuse to have Rick Astley back in the news is OK with me. (FishBowlNY)

Wild Boys: There may not be a new moon on Monday after all. Simon LeBon forgot the words to some songs and pretty boy bassist John Taylor stormed off the stage in a dizzy during the band's opening show in New Zealand. (Reuters)

God Forbid: The Roman Catholic Church is escalating its opposition to a British Columbia government teacher guide that encourages diversity in the public school system. (365Gay)

H&R Crock: Tax preparation giants H&R Block have been accused of charging gay couples more to file in Texas. (AP)

Just Like Mommy: Did you see Chelsea Clinton rip a kid at Butler University new a-hole for asking about Monica Lewinsky? Ouch.