So (of course) I watched the premiere of "Age of Love" last night, NBC's "Bachelor" knockoff with the Old vs. Young twist. Other than has-been tennis player Mark Phillippoussis' horrified facial expressions as a parade of old broads came out to meet him, it pretty much followed the pattern of these types of shows (read: sleep-inducing).
The highlight had to be when retarded "kitten" Amanda -- a dead ringer for horse-faced MelissaRosenberg Rivers -- was interviewed about the "elderly" competition and delivered this insightful gem: "Hopefully by 40 I'm not still dating, desperate for a man. I mean it's just pathetic, I think." Pathetic, indeed.
The highlight had to be when retarded "kitten" Amanda -- a dead ringer for horse-faced Melissa
Yeah, Mark. We feel the same way.
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OMG. I just realized that you totally ripped of my AoL gay graphic -- and you completely didn't mention how clever it was.
So much for take "pride" in my work.
P.S. Should I mention that I know who wins and that he's being offered *an-other* friggin' show? Blech.
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