Afternoon Headlines

Unentertainment Tonight: Someone needs to tell that old broad Leeza Gibbons to put some clothes on, learn to spell her name and go home. (AP)

Foot in Mouth Disease: As expected, Roseanne Barr has gotten some serious mileage out of putting her foot in her mouth (did YOU know she has a standing engagement at New York New York in Vegas?) but has now apologized for her "gays are narcissistic" remark. What is she going to do now? She's returning to talking about herself nonstop: "I'm just a big idiot with a big mouth." (Source)

Spanish Fly: Carlos Moya is one of the ATP Tour's elder statesmen, but he's still rocking that Chelsea Boy body like it's nobody's business -- oh, and he can still beat the likes of Russian Nicolai Davydenko. (Yahoo)

Just What We Don't Need: Willa Ford will play Anna Nicole Smith in an independent movie that begins shooting next week, Daily Variety reported Wednesday. The story says Ford, 26, is best known for her hit single "I Wanna Be Bad" (she is?). Like Smith, she was a Playboy model. When will producers realize that making biopic films about people whose career was to live nonstop in front of the camera doesn't work? (AP)

'Imus' Be Missing Something: Radio dick Don Imus is getting exactly what he deserves for his misogynistic/racist comments about the Rutgers basketball team, but since when did he become some kind of an elder statesman? Hasn't he long been known to be a potty-mouthed shock jock idiot of no substance? Why is everyone acting like this is at all surprising? I've never listened to this guy's show before, but this sounds like exactly the kind of thing I would imagine him doing/saying -- and about as stunning as a professional basketball player saying he doesn't like gay people. The sooner he's fired the better. (WP)

Do the Right Thing: The attorney general in North Carolina has dropped the remaining charges against three Duke lacrosse players once accused of rape, saying the athletes were innocent victims of a "tragic rush to accuse" by an overreaching district attorney (Mike Nifong). Now can you give them their reputations back, while you're at it? (WP)