Anderson Cooper Doesn't Have a Favorite Vege-table

I knew Anderson Cooper didn't get those arms from eating spinach. (Watch HERE.) I wonder how he feels about dingleberries. Coincidentally, I was listening to my favorite vege-table last night on my Beach Boys "SMiLE" bootleg before I went to bed last night -- far superior to the "Smiley Smile" version below. Look for the infamous 1967 LP to finally hit shelves in November!

Elizabeth Smart

I adore Elizabeth Warren and everything she stands for and wish her well in her run for the U.S. Senate. But it's frighteningly reflective of how twisted our nation has become that no matter how many thoughtful and intelligent things she says, it seems nearly 50 percent of Americans still don't want listen to her. Forget about this viral quote throwing (a splash of) cold water on the idea of a "self-made" millionaire, she couldn't even convince half this nation that banks and credit lenders shouldn't have the right(!) to rip off consumers -- of all income levels. I fear for the future, and it has nothing to do with the debt.

Ide Do 'Em Both

Ryan Gosling and George Clooney show why they're leading men at the "Ides Of March" L.A. premiere at AMPAS Samuel Goldwyn Theater yesterday in Beverly Hills.

A 'Shift' in Tone

I love when shit like THIS happens!

Bushwhacked: Singapore Suspends A&F Ad

It seems the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore isn't a fan of pube pics and has suspended this Abercrombie & Fitch advertisement at Knightsbridge for breaching local guidelines on decency. I generally try to avoid 'em too, but that hasn't stopped my blog from being banned in certain countries (or so I've been told).

California Dreamin'

And a few boys, too.