Thursday, January 30, 2020

Win a (Sex) Date With Donald Trump


How much ya wanna bet John Miller, -- Trump's alter-ego publicist -- got this into the gay answer to Playboy? Suffice to say I'm much more interested in the men of Arizona -- I speak from experience.


"Almost single."


And all this time I thought Melania was a mail-order bride ...

Tommy Haas and Marat Safin Have Still Got It


Isn't that my No. 2 and No. 3 hottest male tennis players of all time -- all grown up? We’re just missing Patrick Rafter and I’d be set ...


Looks like some kind of exhibition with new Hall of Famer Goran Ivanisevic and Lleyton Hewitt, who has suddenly become a hot daddy. (Yes, I know Safin left tennis to join Putin's anti-gay brigade. Russians are horrible.)

P.S. Suffice to say, I'm thrilled Novak Djokovic is through to the Aussie Open final. Was also impressed that Dominic Thiem was able to conquer Rafael Nadal in a major. (Now will he be able to beat Zverev, or will he crap out like he did in the Masters final?) Sofia Kenin was very impressive in her win over Ash Barty. And what a thrill to see Garbine Muguruza playing well again.   


This is really adorable! But with that accent are we sure she moved here a few months after she was born?!

UPDATE:



Well, what do we have here?!!!

Thursday Ad Watch




John Krasinski, Rachel Dratch and Chris Evans? How did I not cast THIS COMMERCIAL?!

Song of the Day: 'Save Up All Your Tears' by Cher


This song of the day is just an excuse to share this meme!


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Hot Cat of the Day: Finally a gun I approve of!

Morning Wood


As they say in France, OOH LA LA!