On the Rag, Vol. 70

A look at what's making news in New York and L.A.'s free gay rags:

Frontiers talks holidays with my girl Chelsea Handler.

Next looks into its crystal ball to tell us who New Yorker's next up-and-comers will be.

Sharks in Jets Clothing

With a 37-0 thrashing of the Cincinnati Bengals, the New York Jets clinched a playoff spot for the first time since 2006, erasing memories of last season’s collapse, when the team -- led by Brett Favre -- lost four of their last five games. This for a franchise with more than 40 years of disappointment since its only Super Bowl appearance, for a team that blew three leads in the fourth quarter this season and started a turnover-prone (and ridiculously good-looking) rookie quarterback and lost three games ago at home. (Via NYT)

Just Wondering

What the hell happened to Luke Wilson?

Happy Fake Jan Day!

I loved it when Larry David tried to "Fake Darren" his way into the "Seinfeld" reunion on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" this season. But as everyone knows, the gold standard in sitcom replacements is Fake Jan, hence why she deserves her own day.

Hold the Tranny Hookers

To start the new decade we are trying the famed Bill's in the Meat Packing District. Chocolate malt is on its way.

OK, Then. It's 2010

Happy New Year, everybody. Here's hoping none of you got too carried away.