Afternoon Delight: Everyone's Doing It

You don't say ...

The Birthday Boy

It's hard to believe it, but little Larry turns 1 year old today! It seems like just yesterday we brought the little devil home. He got over the kennel cough, but the ear-lobe sucking (every chance he gets) and the mischief haven't stopped ... nor have the camp-outs in the refrigerator.

But for some reason we love him anyway ...

Angel Is a Centerfold: I'm new at taking videos with my digital camera, but I couldn't resist this shot of Lar lounging on my his bed ...


Fetch: Or this stupid pet trick ...

Separated at Birth?

Heat Miser and Perez Hilton

Why Is This Model Smiling?

I'll bet you didn't know I had the power to make a hunky Brazilian model smile, did ya? Read on: You may recall that I recently posted photos of David Chaloub modeling the latest styles from International Jock. Michael was very impressed with David's, uh, work, but I thought he looked a bit stiff and that he needed to loosen up just a bit. Well, yesterday afternoon I received an e-mail from John at International Jock telling me that he'd read what I said and taken it to heart -- and brought sexy David back to take another crack at it. Here's what John had to say about it: "Well, I had him back again for another photoshoot last week and took your comments to heart. I suggested that he lighten up a little bit, relax and smile. Thanks for the suggestion. And, no, we won't ask him to strip completely for the next shoot. We're trying to sell underwear!"

Nice work, guys. I'm definitely smiling now too :-)

Page 1 Consider (07/01)

This Used to Be Her Playground (Really): A weekend fire that destroyed a childhood home of Madonna has been deemed suspicious by arson investigators. The Oakland County Sheriff’s Arson Unit and the Rochester Hills Fire Department are investigating the Friday night blaze. You may recall this house was up for sale on eBay in 2001 but did not fetch the outrageously high bid the owner hoped it would (Mmm.) (Freep)

Shameless: Two married U.S. senators -- one who fucks hookers, the other who has a 40-year track record of sexual exploits with men -- have named themselves as co-sponsors of the so-called Marriage Protection Amendment. If ratified, the bill would amend the U.S. Constitution to state that marriage "shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman." Now before you go thinking David Vitter and Larry Craig are being hypocritical you have to think of this: nothing seems to have "protected" either of their marriages more than adulterous affairs -- and by marriages I mean unions with women. Voila. (PageOneQ)

Marriage for Mango: Chris Kattan is straight? (AP)

Not-So-Sloppy Seconds: Can you blame Cameron Diaz for hooking up with Jennifer Aniston's former guy Paul Sculfor? (Us Weekly) Remember when he was(n't) on the cover of OK! magazine?

Search and Replace: Did you hear about the Olympic track star Tyson Homosexual? (PageOneQ)

Lover Boys: That couple who obtained a marriage license and exchanged vows in Virginia before officials realized both were biological men will not face charges. They will, however, keep a number of fab-u-lous gifts! (AP)

Hole Punch: Somewhere Courtney Love is cursing Amy Winehouse for stealing her act. (NYT)

Rafa-Mania: TennisWeek looks into the question on everyone -- including Roger Federer's mind. (TennisWeek)

New Face, Mate? Lleyton Hewitt, in England competing at Wimbledon, announced yesterday that he and his wife are expecting their second child in January. But he looks like he paid a plastic surgeon a visit after the first one. (People)

All Grown Up: You have to admit that Jerry O'Connell has come a long way since his child star days. Woof! (People)

McConvictions: Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen says he will not be cowed by members of his own Fianna Fail Party who oppose civil partnerships. (365Gay)

Partial Victory: Well, he may not be for gay marriage (well, at least not politically speaking), but Barack Obama is against Prop 8, California anti-marriage amendment. (Calitics)

Mum's the Word: You mean to tell me Andy Murray's mother isn't trangender -- or at the very least a lesbian? (Reuters)

Mama Mia (Here I Go Again)

While the Broadway version of "Mama Mia" was merely an excuse to listen to ABBA songs for two hours straight, the film version offers that and the glorious Meryl Streep and dreamboat Pierece Brosnan. How can you resist them?

Tom Hanks and his "Mama Mia" producing wife, Rita Wilson; Pierce and Camryn Manheim Keely Shaye Smith

Co-star and consummate scene-stealer Christine Baranski; Tom "The Rock" Ford

And here's newcomer Rachel McDowall, with someone who WireImage lists as a "guest" but looks like the real star to me ... woof!

(WireImage)