Friday, February 01, 2008
Fight Club
10th Annual amFAR New York Gala
While I'm a bit disappointed that my invitation never made it to my apartment (clearly it was lost in the mail), I'm not going to let that stop me from sharing these wonderful photos from last night's amFAR New York Gala, at which Julian Schnabel, Carine Roitfeld and Bobby Shriver were honored. The star-studded event took place at the glamorous Cipriani on 42nd Street, but the organizers need not worry: I ate Chinese with Mikey at Grand Sichuan on 9th Avenue and had this week's "Reno 911!" to watch on my DVR.
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'Can You Lend a Nigga a Pencil?'
Inbox

(NOTE: this is an e-mail I received last night from my friend Steve)
From: Saint J
To: Kenneth Walsh
Subject: my cat officially joins the lgbT family.
after tomorrow, i'm going to have a transsexual cat.
poor Loki developed a urinary blockage that's quite common in male cats. luckily, we got him to the vet in time. another 24 hours. and he probably would've had a heart attack & died.
the vet cleared the blockage and told us that if it recurred two more times, she'd recommend surgery to make sure it wouldn't happen again. before we could get him back home, it happened again. so Loki's having the surgery, during which his genitals will be removed (he was already neutered) and an artificial opening will be created for urination.
trannie cat.
and before you even start, spare me the "p---y" jokes. too easy. easier than me at the eagle on a saturday night. ba-dump-bump.
seriously, i am kinda worried, but everyone says it's a pretty routine procedure and he should be fine.
oh yeah, and my dad's in hospital as well.
loving 2008, so far!
S.




























