Monday, July 13, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Jannik Sinner and Linda Noskova are your 2026 Wimbledon champions. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.



In a civil war of Axis powers -- or was it an all-German affair? -- Jannik Sinner rallied from a set down to defeat Alexander Zverev 6-7(7), 7-6(2), 6-3, 6-4 to successfully defend his Wimbledon title. Although I'm no fan of the Slavic German, I must admit I was kind of hoping he would somehow pull off the upset. (Sinner is completely inoffensive, but I find no joy in seeing him win.) And while Zverev did a million times better than he has in his previous nine matchups against the World No. 1, it became clear by the second set that even after (sort of) winning a major, he still doesn't have the belief to challenge the Big Two, as Sinner looked vulnerable throughout the match only to be repeatedly rescued by Zverev's poor shot selection. Here's hoping Carlos is back at full force soon. 


Top seeds Harri Heliovaara of Finland and Henry Patten of Britain defeated sixth seeds Marcelo Arévalo and Mate Pavić 7-6(4), 7-6(3) to win their second Wimbledon men's doubles title together.


Linda Noskova fulfilled my pre-tournament prediction by defeating fellow Czech Karolína Muchová 6-2, 5-7, 6-3 to win her first Grand Slam title and the Wimbledon crown. After blowing a 6-2, 5-2 lead and five championship points, I had to retire to the bedroom. But to the 21-year-old's credit, she quickly regrouped and was able to regain control of the match.


Czech mates: Navratilova and Kvitova 


China's Guo Hanyu and France's Kristina Mladenovic captured their first Grand Slam title together by defeating second seeds Gabriela Dabrowski and Luisa Stefani 6-3, 7-5 in the Wimbledon women's doubles final.


Jelena Ostapenko and Marcelo Arevalo rallied from a set down to beat Storm Hunter and Marc Polmans 4-6, 7-5, 6-2, earning their first Wimbledon mixed doubles title and becoming the tournament's first champions of 2026.


Champions Ball

Elsewhere around the net ...



No one can stop talking about Arthur Fery's big quads and big bank account 


Read HERE.


Borna Coric


Team Darderi



Lorenzo Musetti


Jacopo Vasami 


Jacopo mucho


Ignacio Buse



Back to the '80s



Casper Ruud jumps on the modified mullet bandwagon 


Jaime Pulgar heads to SMU


Camilo Ugo Carabelli


Woof


I watched in disbelief as Jacob Fearnley rallied from a set and two breaks down to defeat Adam Walton 5-7, 7-6(8), 6-4 at the Hall of Fame Open. The hunky Scotsman incredibly saved six match points during his dramatic comeback to secure the grass-court championship title, which is now a Challenger event that no longer coincides with the induction ceremonies.


In the doubles final, Finn Reynolds and James Watt defeated Fernando Romboli and John-Patrick Smith 6–1, 6–7(2), [10–6].




Arneodo Romain and the boys


Tom Hands and Matthew Summers were winners in Nottingham


Marcus Willis is hunky and has a sense of humo(u)r! 


Matteo Vavassori


Fabien Rebeoul and Sadio Doumbia put the meat in a Vavassori brothers sandwich



Fabien


Andrea Pellegrino and Andres Herrera


Is Adam Jones Sinner's secret weapon?


Congratulations on winning the genetic lottery! 



Ben Lock


Vítek Kopřiva


Fuck marry kill: Djokovic Edition



Elise Mertens can't stop winning


Mick Assaf was all in for Novak 


Cam Norrie pin-up





Vasek Pospisil 


Nicolas Moreno 


Cristian Garin 




Ryan Seggerman on the grass


Cheers


Filip Misolic


Jan Zielinski


Manuel Guinard 


Jonesy and Fabio Fognini


Matteo Vavassori 


Tracy Austin and Martina Navratilova reunion



Pitchman Pedro 


Check out his song pick! 


Andy Mies is getting thicc






Fede Gomez 


Zlatan Dzumhur


Yes



Alexandre Aubriot gets excited 


The Hitting Squad 






Grass from the past: Dominic Thiem 

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