Down Under With Chris Evans

Here's Chris Evans at the "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" premiere in Melbourne, Australia. Does this kid clean up nicely or what?

Previously:

Chris Evans in INTERVIEW

Good News, Bad News

Fall Into Chris Evans' Gap

Chris Evans Wallpaper

Chris Evans: Dedicated

Sunday Worship

It Ought to Be Illegal

Morning Wood

Fall Into Chris Evans' Gap

Sexy Chris Evans is definitely the highlight of the Gap's latest ad campaign.

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Previously: Sunday Worship: Chris Evans

Chris Evans Wallpaper

Chris Evans: Sharp-Dressed Man

Sure, we're all bitching and moaning that Chris Evans wants to keep his shirt on so we take him seriously as an actor. But as these photos of him wearing duds from the new Tom Ford collection in the upcoming issue of GQ clearly show, Chris is hot stuff no matter what he does.

Previously: Chris Evans Shirtless Hall of Fame

Chris Evans Hits the Tribeca Film Festival

Chris Evans showed up at the SVA theater in Chelsea yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival screening of his film "Puncture" and did what he usually does -- looked adorable.

PNP? In "Puncture," Evans plays a drug-addicted lawyer who takes on a health supply corporation while battling his own personal demons.

Here he is fruitlessly trying to start a kick line with costar Jesse L. Martin, director/producer Adam Kassen, and director/producer Mark Kassen

With costar Vinessa (sic) Shaw

Chris Evans Flexes His Muscles in Times Square

Chris Evans and Samuel L. Jackson were spotted over the weekend in Times Square filming scenes from "Captain America: The First Avenger." "The Avengers." (Nice dye job, Chris!) I thought this one was already in the can (no?) -- perhaps these are reshoots -- but As you can see, we finally had a decent weekend of weather, our first "spring" day this spring.

Chris Evans: Good News and Bad News

The good news is Chris Evans is featured in the new issue of VMan magazine (the interviewer gets pretty deep: some chicks dig his chest hair, some don't; he has to work out every day or else he gets too thin; Sandra Bullock is totally his type). The bad news is his new publicist has told him no more shirtless photo shoots -- "You don't want to end up pigeonholed as a beefcake." Now I don't mean to be unkind, but despite all the glowing things the writer of the piece has to say about Chris' acting ability, I sincerely doubt anyone remembers much about "his acting" in "Not Another Teen Movie," "Cellular" or "Fanastic Four," now do they?

More photos -- including some shirtless greatest hits -- after the jump. --->

(Photos by Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vindoodh Matadin)

Chris Evans Gets All GQ

Suddenly, Chris Evans always looks like this when what we really want is more of this. (Enough, already!)

A dozen more classic shirtless Chris pics after the jump. ----->

APB: Chris Evans Has Grown a Mustache

When I heard Chris Evans was in a new theatrical production playing a police officer, I actually considered going to see it. But then I saw the poster for "Lobby Hero" and that he was portraying a post-mandatory-mustache cop, and kind of lost interest. That's all changed now, as you can see HERE.

Chris Evans's Eternal Boyish Charm

This one's been on my radar for over 15 years and just gets better with age. Talk about the full package -- Chris Evans has got the face and the BODY ...

‘Heart♥throb’: Young Girls Seek Men to Pay Their Bills

Came across this commercial for the late '80s board game "Heart♥throb" on social media the other day and couldn't believe what mercenaries these little bitches are!  (At least gay boys only care about hot bodies.) 

 You almost have to admire Milton Bradley for not sugar-coating the purpose of heterosexual relationships. 

Idle Remorse has a full review of the delightfully shallow scheme, but here are my picks:

I'm thinking I should probably marry Jeff -- he's boyfriend cute and clearly we have a lot in common(!) -- and then just f**k Chip ...

and Randy ...

and Brad and Patrick (and at least make out with Matt)

Fingers crossed that none of my guys are the one who "chews tobacco"(!) -- but I’d definitely like to be gal pals with the boy who "cuts class to watch his stories." (I'm looking at you, Ricky.) 

For an update featuring the Trivago guy and Chris Evans, keep reading BELOW.

Chris Evans Covers GQ

I hate comic books and blockbusters, but Chris Evans as Captain America does have a certain appeal to it ... (Via GQ)

Chris Evans' Bald Truth

Note to Chris Evans: I don't think anyone's gonna kick you out of bed the movie industry for losing your hair.

Chris Evans for GQ: Less Than Marvel-ous

Nine more photos of Chris Evans in GQ and barely a hint of skin? (That cover was bad enough!) Either Captain America's idiot "no more shirtless photos" publicist is up to her old tricks again, or GQ hired most modest photographer on the planet. See the rest of the overclothed photos in the July issue of GQ, on newsstands now. (Oh, well. A guy can dream ...)

Fun Couples

Hottie Chris Evans and "Laguna Beach" sexpot Kristin Cavallari are rumored to be an item (that girl gets ALL the hot ones: first Stephen Colleti, then Nick Zano and Brody Jenner -- and now this!). Now this is a sex tape I'd pay good money to see ...

See all Chris Evans posts HERE.

What's Next for Chris Evans, a Big Screen 'Andy Capp'?

Chris Evans looks good on location in New York filming "The Avengers." But do we really need another comic-book film starring Captain America -- even with Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner along for the ride?

Chris Evans on Trump: 'I Feel Rage'

The T-shirts may be fake, but the anger Chris Evans feels about the Trump presidency is very real: "If I state my case and people don't want to go see my movies as a result, I'm OK with that." Read HERE.

At Long Last ...

Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning are finally starring together(!) in a film, "Push." See all Chris Evans posts HERE.

Remains of the Day (09/15)

The real story. No protestors blocking the hospital entrance. No chants of “let them die”. The reporter identified herself multiple times. When will the police STOP with the lies?!? https://t.co/Lw8ILIutEu

— Mueller, She Wrote Podcast (@MuellerSheWrote) September 14, 2020

Why am I not surprised this 'let them die' story is turning out to be another NYPD milkshake tale?

Dear streaming services,

Please keep the credits rolling. Don’t just go to the next episode. I want to know who made the thing I just watched.

Sincerely,
people who love things they watch

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) September 15, 2020

Or at the very least give me more than negative three seconds to hit the 'watch credits' button

DeJoy gave $600,000 to GOP after postmaster job opened up https://t.co/A7I6tR24kf

— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) September 14, 2020

Remember how the right couldn't shut up about 'pay to play'?

LGBTQ and Civil Rights Activist @DavidMixner to Be Celebrated in Victory Fund Virtual ‘Lifetime Achievement’ Tribute, and You’re Invited https://t.co/SGVqtpLbOJ pic.twitter.com/dPGxEL5gfr

— Towleroad (@tlrd) September 10, 2020

This is happening tonight!

A whistleblower at ICE today exposed that mass hysterectomies are being performed on detained immigrants. If it sounds like a horror show, that's because it is. Gender oppression has a direct correlation with authoritarianism. This is beyond. The vicious cruelty is staggering.

— ilyseh (@ilyseh) September 15, 2020

When you separate migrant children from their parents -- and then lose track of them -- you really have to try to outdo yourself in the Horrible Department. But Steven Miller is up to the task.

Now that I have your attention
🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️....

VOTE Nov 3rd!!!

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020

Best tweet ever

Chris Evans on that dick pic — it was his, he's embarrassed, and ... VOTE! #BidenHarris2020 pic.twitter.com/SdOZY5GEK4

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) September 15, 2020

Some think he has confirmed the dick in question was his, but that wasn't necessarily my takeaway 

BREAKING: Source: Louisville offers settlement to family of Breonna Taylor, who was fatally shot by police officers who burst into her apartment. https://t.co/FnpZB5j3HJ

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 15, 2020

It's a start, but ...

Ohio judge lifts 'arbitrary' restrictions on ballot drop boxes https://t.co/8zxvvV7qYC pic.twitter.com/fRipwzgfNi

— Reuters (@Reuters) September 15, 2020

Ohio judge lifts 'arbitrary' restrictions on ballot drop boxes

I try to stay calm. I attempt to tune out the noise. Then Laura Ingraham says that the California wildfires are the fault of, not climate change, but Antifa intentionally starting fires. And then I just lose my shit and begin making lists of nations that don’t have Laura Ingraham

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 15, 2020

How did we get here? This would be like the left blaming the NRA for these fires.

Reminder: A test of the elasticity of our democracy is in 49 days. Are you ready to vote?

Chris Evans in INTERVIEW Magazine

(Photos by Emily Shur)

Hunky Chris Evans is featured in the new issue of INTERVIEW magazine. Unfortunately, he seems to really be following that advice he got about not taking his shirt off to avoid being "pigeonholed as a beefcake." Such a shame given the magazine Andy built's track record with sexy photos shoots, like this one of Notre Dame hunk Brady Quinn you may recall and so many others...

Sunday Worship: Chris Evans

Sexy Chris Evans never takes a bad picture.