Tweet Nothings

Like my dad, I also don’t want kids

— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) May 14, 2021

#MurderedWivesForTrump https://t.co/gJnfiUlgxn

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) May 14, 2021

It is 344 months since we recorded a 'below average month' for global temperature.

Many people reading this tweet will never have experienced a cooler-than-average month globally. pic.twitter.com/z0n28pJSsc

— Scott Duncan (@ScottDuncanWX) May 13, 2021

Reported Covid-19 deaths (7-day average) are now at the lowest point since April 1, 2020. Still too many but progress. Vaccines work. More at https://t.co/icEIMrlMYv pic.twitter.com/l7okOSyg7d

— Cyrus Shahpar (@cyrusshahpar46) May 13, 2021

CATapult: A cat may now have eight lives left after jumping out of a fifth-floor window to escape an apartment fire in Chicago. Firefighters were extinguishing the blaze when they saw the feline jump. The animal landed on grass and ran away. https://t.co/uSVFBzXa1g #odd

— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) May 14, 2021

Riot Fest we're coming for you!! so stoked to be returning to Chicago, where we played our very last IRL show over 14 months ago!!! feels good to announce a THING that PEOPLE get to be at! love ya’ll so much, thanks for your patience with us while we figure out shows/tours/etc ❤️ pic.twitter.com/74GnWVgmhD

— Best Coast (@BestCoast) May 14, 2021

You’re officially on the guest list for the “After Hours” edition of #Thirstory, where we’ll escort you into our archive, starring the legendary fashion designer #Halston and his inner circle of friends.

Below, become reacquainted with #LizaMinnelli. https://t.co/81fXp24EYd

— Interview Magazine (@InterviewMag) May 14, 2021

Applications are now being accepted for the editing scholarship in brother Bill’s name. ☘️ https://t.co/OKmEF8QhgJ

— Kenneth M. Walsh (@kenneth212) May 11, 2021

These are a few of my favorite tweets ... 𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅰𝅘𝅥𝅱𝅘𝅥𝅲