Page 1 Roundup (03/17)

The Daily News:  Virtual St. Patrick’s Day will keep eyes on screens but NYC pubs plan for first step toward traditional Erin Go Bragh party

Greg in Hollywood: Cheyenne Jackson launches 40s fitness challenge with his brother

Gr8er Days: Disney daddy fleshbeck of Kurt Russell

NewNowNext: We're going to look back on this fad like we did leisure suits (I hope)

Reuters: Angry Damir Dzumhur suffers default after refusing to play over line call

GCN: De Blasio says NYPD should stop arresting sex workers, but remains vague on decriminalization

The Randy Report: Pharmacist with extra vaccine makes house call to LGBTQ seniors

BosGuy: I'd like to get his shamrocks off

New York Post: Biden’s blunt message to migrants at border: ‘Don’t come’

The Guardian: Senator alleges FBI's Brett Kavanaugh investigation may have been 'fake'

The Washington Post: Virginia governor restores voting rights for 69,000 with felony convictions, makes review process quicker

A birthday during a pandemic is a bummer. But two birthdays? Ugh.

The New York Times: Eight people killed in Atlanta-area massage parlor shootings, six of them Asian

Florida finally finds election fraud ... in high school homecoming votes

Putin targeted people close to Trump in bid to influence 2020 election, U.S. intelligence says

The Wall Street Journal: Astronomers can’t hear signals from space because earth is too loud

Gyms are reopening, but everything’s different

My ‘narcissistic’ sisters took over our alcoholic mother’s finances. They are draining her bank account. What can I do?

Hot Cat of the Day: "Pet me, I'm Irish"