Remains of the Day (01/21)

80 percent chance theres a $5 starbucks gift card with "congrats joe" scribbled on it in there pic.twitter.com/Xu3tyjNJTr

— julia bush (@jabush) January 20, 2021

We're all living for the Bernie memes, but this photo caption is my favorite! 

MORNING! Ya know what you didn’t do today? Wake up wondering if the President of the United States spent his night hate-tweeting, or attacking our allies, or spreading deadly conspiracies, or stealing millions in tax dollars. Nope, you woke up with an adult in charge! #America pic.twitter.com/xdjqlW3TUY

— Brian Sims (@BrianSimsPA) January 21, 2021

It's a new day in America 

Fire every last one of them.

Joe Biden ousts the man who tried to reshape US global media https://t.co/zzzvn75bX3 via @voxdotcom

— Michelangelo Signorile (@MSignorile) January 21, 2021

In his first foreign policy move, the president fired Michael Pack, the head of the US Agency for Global Media. 

Greta Thunberg is unparalleled 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/hvR966BhM9

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) January 20, 2021

 A day after trolling Florida man she put Ted Cruz in his place, too!

OK, time for a good old fashioned historical ranking debate. Five worst presidents of all time in order

1. Andrew Johnson (🎶”still the one”🎶)

2. Trump

3. Buchanan

4. Nixon

4. TIE: Hoover and George W Bush

Ok, I cheated with the tie. Open to alternate lists!

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) January 20, 2021

Sounds about right 

My mom is worried that Joe and Kamala haven't had time to eat anything all day. When do they get to eat?

— Chad Haslett 🌊🌊🌊 (@haslett_chad) January 20, 2021

I wanted to know where they were able to go to the bathroom! 

In August 1985 I was awakened by a call saying "Are you the Night Stalker?" I hung up, thinking it was a weird prank. But it kept happening. That's when I learned - from a reporter on the other end - that I was a prime suspect in that grisly RIchard Ramirez murder spree.

— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) January 21, 2021

Can you imagine? 

Somehow we weathered and witnessed

A nation that isn't broken

but simply unfinished

There is always light

if only we're brave enough to see it

if only we're brave enough to be it.

— Amanda Gorman

— Ayanna Pressley (@AyannaPressley) January 20, 2021

Amanda Gorman’s poetic answer to pandemic grief: ‘Do not ignore the pain’ 

January 6, 2021 / January 20, 2021 pic.twitter.com/whAXzVenbo

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 20, 2021

Cori Bush: I don’t want to unite with those responsible for the insurrection at our nation’s Capitol. I want us to unite in holding them accountable. 

Absolutely LOVE @Nigella_Lawson for making this her recipe of the day today pic.twitter.com/mhGbFrSaL1

— Beth Granville (@BettyGranville) January 20, 2021

Sounds delicious!  

Remembering physique great (and terrible, but oh-so-enjoyable actor) Steve Reeves, who would've been 95 today. Galleries galore, the camera loved him & hates us: https://t.co/W8vIBhm7gu pic.twitter.com/vifitM7bsz

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) January 21, 2021

And you should see him with a BEARD 

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

— Drew Garland (@drew_garland) January 20, 2021

Gaga > Maga

 How did you spend your first day waking up in a democracy again?

The Vermont senator was cold, but comfortable. The internet noticed.