Page 1 Roundup (09/14)

The Daily News: NYC early-shift workers stranded by subway’s nightly closures for Covid cleanings -- empty trains still run, but they can’t ride them

ABC News: Another day, another case of police brutality

AP: California governor signs bill to eliminate sex-offender disparity for LGBTQ adults

Dlisted: Steve Martin pulls a Sally Field in 'Soapdish'

Back2Stonewall: Jon Hamm's giant schlong finally gets its day in court

Gr8er Days: Shere Hite, who took a lot of insults (and made a lot of money) for her questionnaire-based books on human sexuality in the '70s and '80s, dies at 77.

KIT212: Scott Evans chimes in to needle brother Chris Evans after penis pic gaffe (not work-friendly)

Towleroad: In a surprise to no one, HHS spokesman Michael Caputo has been meddling with CDC reports on Covid-19 to make them match his boss's messaging

TV Line: 100 most shocking TV deaths ever

The WoW Report: These 12 classic toys are finalists for the National Toy Hall of Fame (vote for your faves)

NewNowNext: Stonewall legend Miss Major and her partner are expecting

The Randy Report: Sexy CEO caught on video being very unsexy with his 4-month-old puppy

New York Post: L.A. hospital treating ambushed deputies inundated by protesters

Sunbathing raccoon turns family’s awning into a hammock

Boy Culture: Thick thighs save lives, or something

The Washington Post: Presidential candidates condemn shooting of Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies

You know what? If you're Hispanic and vote for someone who separates children from their parents with no plan to reunite them, then you deserve what you get next

Philippines deports U.S. Marine pardoned for killing transgender woman

The New York Times: As wildfires burn out of control, the West Coast faces the unimaginable

Vaccine makers keep safety details quiet, alarming scientists

The Intercept promised to reveal everything. Then its own scandal hit.

Comfort viewing: 3 reasons I love ‘Three’s Company’

The Wall Street Journal: Oracle wins bid for TikTok in U.S.; Microsoft proposal is rejected

Yet another reason to avoid dogs

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