Page 1 Roundup (04/16)

The Daily News: Cuomo orders face masks be worn in public areas after coronavirus kills another 752 New Yorkers overnight

Cuomo envisions ‘new normal,’ warns N.Y. coronavirus crisis will only be over ‘when we have a vaccine’

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YouTube: Anyone else grow up thinking this was Chinese food?

Towleroad: Elizabeth Warren enthusiastically endorses Joe Biden, says with no hesitation she would be his veep if asked

Twitter: I see someone else is rating people's Skype/Zoom rooms!

Politico: What a surprise: yesterday's Tea Party-esque protest against the Democratic governor's stay-at-home order was 'co-hosted' by the Michigan Conservative Coalition and the Michigan Freedom Fund, a Betsy 'Amway/Dept. of Education' DeVos family-linked conservative group.

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The Randy Report: Since Michigan is embarrassing me so badly, happy to see Arizona: Democrats lead in presidential and Senate races by 9 points

TPD: I'll tell you how your name got on them -- in the memo(!): you had a hissy fit until Treasury made it happen in an unprecedented move

Yahoo: "More like Michael BlackandBlueble!"

Boy Culture: Feast your eyes on Ricardo Lorenzo in snug blue undies

The Nation: The Grand Old Party can't resist a quid pro quo 

Washington Blade: Four gay men with HIV released from ICE custody

New York Post: NYPD detective who survived 9/11-related cancer dead of coronavirus

Page Six: Fyre Fest’s Billy McFarland petitions for early release, citing coronavirus

The Washington Post: Worldwide coronavirus infections surge past 2 million, U.S. deaths top 28,000

Rules say Trump's threat to adjourn Congress to get his nominees would fail, but when have rules ever applied to him? 

Democratic lawsuit challenging Arizona absentee ballot deadline cites Supreme Court ruling on Wisconsin primary

The New York Times: Urged on by conservatives and his own advisers, Trump shifted blame to the World Health Organization 

Trump wanted a two-hour daily radio show, but he didn’t want to compete with Rush Limbaugh(!)

Testing falls woefully short as Trump seeks an end to stay-at-home orders

After anonymous tip, 17 bodies found at nursing home hit by virus

The Wall Street Journal: Work-from-home veterans have had it with you coronavirus rookies

Business leaders urge Trump to dramatically increase coronavirus testing

How the coronavirus killed its first female victim in the U.S.

Hot Cats of the Day: The only thing good about this pandemic is seeing daily updates of my old boss's new kitties, Jet and Milo!