Page 1 Roundup (03/09)

The Daily News:The MTA tweaked subway train schedules -- then its on-time performance metric shot up

Bronx man brings coronavirus cases to 13 in New York City, 105 statewide: officials

Twitter: Stefanos Tsitsipas's ass is too big for my tennis roundup

I guess we know Mikhail Youzhny wears boxerbriefs

Boy Culture: Mart Croowley, 'Boys in the Band' playwright, is dead at 84

Hot Slut of the Day: Paleontologist Barbie!

Gr8er Days: Behold a young Daniel J. Travanti in a blue Speedo

Behind the Racquet: Player battles eating disorders

The WoW Report: How did this hot, young dealer scam art-world big-wigs out of $75 million?

Washington Blade: Joe Biden unveils extensive LGBTQ plan, drawing on Obama-era achievements

Newsweek: Voter turnout on Super Tuesday is excellent sign for Democrats 

Brian Ferrari: You don't want to miss In Touch for Men's 1979 jockstrap model

The Randy Report: Kamala Harris endorses Joe Biden for president

Towleroad: Debbie Downer returned to 'SNL' for a wedding reception amid the coronavirus outbreak

New York Post: De Blasio urges sick New Yorkers to stay off the subways

Now if only Ted Cruz would self-deport, too

 Deer rips off 'half' of hunter's face as he tries to shoot it

The Washington Post: Governments step up coronavirus response as U.S. cases top 500

Trump ‘didn’t know people died from the flu.’ It killed his grandfather.

Three new coronavirus cases in Maryland and Virginia while church rector was first case in D.C., bringing region’s total to 9

The New York Times: For Trump, coronavirus proves to be an enemy he can’t tweet away

Facebook removes misleading Trump census ads

Trump ally Erik Prince recruits ex-spies to help infiltrate liberal groups

GOP is so determined to prove election fraud exists they are committing it themselves ...

The Wall Street Journal: Affluent Americans still say ‘I do.’ More in the middle class don’t.

 The music industry’s smash hit: Heavy metal sounds from tiny metal boxes

Mike Bloomberg’s $620 million campaign did really well -- in American Samoa

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