Page 1 Roundup (10/21)

The Daily News: Mom trying to get son out of NYC jail tasered, beaten, robbed of $30,000 in bail money as correction officers look on: lawsuit

Instagram: Robert Farah doing squats will make a "tennis" fan out of anyone

Fox13: Nanny who gave birth to her 11-year-old charge's child sentenced

The Verge: Bezos should be ashamed of himself, but what this really speaks to is the evils of publicly traded corporations

Gr8er Days: Billy Zabka, the blond-jock-heartthrob villain from countless '80s flicks, turns 54

Towleroad: Kudos to Hillary Clinton for trolling Tulsi Gabbard into promising not to run as a third party or independent candidate. (Now can she do something about Andrew Yang?) 

Kellogg put its cereals 'all together' to celebrate LGBTQ inclusivity and fight bullying, and guess whose head are exploding

UK’s first Chick-fil-A announces closure 8 days after opening following ‘Get the Chick Out’ campaign by LGBTQ group (meanwhile its location in Manhattan's gay Chelsea neighborhood is doing bustling business.)

Men's Health: So you're feeling a little bicurious. We're here to help!

Greg in Hollywood: Betty Buckley chats about new show, latest roles, gay fans, Johnny Carson and Patti LuPone

Dlisted: Jennifer Lawrence married a hot piece of ass

THR: Robert Eggers, Alexander Skarsgard team for Viking saga 'The Northman'

Brian Ferrari: Retired (?) porn star(s) Trevor Knight and David Bradberry have split (ICYMI)

Politico: Trump's loose-lipped "acting" chief of staff went on the Sunday shows to try to clean up the mess he'd created, but he only made things worse

The Hill: Mulvaney defends (unconstitutional but now-scrapped) decision to host G-7 at Doral: Trump 'considers himself to be in the hospitality business'

New York Post: NYC lawmakers live more than a mile from approved Rikers replacement jails

The Washington Post: ‘All roads lead to Putin’: Pelosi questions Trump’s loyalty in White House clash (ICYMI)

The New York Times: Trump campaign floods web with (dishonest) ads, raking in cash as Democrats struggle

Even for a man who often lards his online missives with typos, caps-lock abuses and errant exclamation points, Trump's Twitter missive on Syria contained an outsize number of errors (he doesn't know his own defense secretary's name)

Might Amy Klobuchar finally catch on at just the right time? 

What a surprise -- the 8,000th investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails found no deliberate mishandling of classified information

Charles Dunst: "Big Mouth" is the queer childhood I wish I had

The Wall Street Journal: Brexit’s warring parties share old-school roots: They all went to Eton

Johnson prepares to put Brexit deal to vote after foiled first try

 White House moves testing Republican support for Trump

Online influencers tell you what to buy, advertisers wonder who’s listening