Page 1 Roundup (09/27)

The Daily News: Report shows how Trump administration tried to cover up effort to get dirt on political rival

Jesus Christ, is Scooter Libby the executive editor of the New York Times?

KIT212: NFL stud Kyle Long inadvertently Livestreamed NUDE by teammate

Greg in Hollywood: Happy belated birthday to my favorite "Aussie" girl, Olivia Newton-John!

HIV.gov: Today is National Gay Men's HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, but if you're HIV negative don't seroconvert to celebrate!

Dlisted: Sad, sad news for New Yorkers: Sandra Lee is no longer your first lady

Towleroad: I may have just found Jussie Smollett's potential new boyfriend

The Randy Report: Hillary Clinton says what many of have been thinking about Trump for years

HuffPost: Man obsessed with Hillary Clinton’s private server hid documents on a secret system (BTW: I wrote my tweet independent of this brilliant story!)

The Daily Beast: The truth about Trump’s insane Ukraine ‘server’ conspiracy (Spoiler: The server has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Ukraine!)

Pink News: Trans son of Sade shares emotional message to mum as he completes his transition

USA Today: 17 states are suing the Trump administration over changes to the Endangered Species Act

The Atlantic: Fear not. A young woman named Audra, who won the “hottiesfortrump” Reddit channel’s “Miss Deplorable” contest three years in a row, is by Rudy's side to assist him.

Timeline: Shocking to see that media outlets were reporting about Trump/Giuliani’s tricks before we even knew about the whistleblower

New York Post: Deep State! This is good prep for my upcoming visit to my parents’ retirement community in Arizona

I may try this one out on the old men ...

The Washington Post: Whistleblower painstakingly gathered material and almost single-handedly set impeachment in motion

Democrats eye quick impeachment probe of Trump as freshmen push for focus on Ukraine

Effort to shield Trump’s call with Ukrainian leader was part of broader secrecy effort

The New York Times: The whistle-blower’s complaint accused Trump of trying to compel Ukraine’s leader to help investigate a 2020 rival, and the White House of trying to “lock down” records of the call.

Gee, does anyone remember when Trump mentor and then-prosecutor Roy Cohn got Julius and Ethel Rosenberg executed?

In Ukraine phone call, alarmed aides saw trouble

WRONG, David Brooks. Regardless of the outcome, it will memorialize which lawmakers were patriots and which were not -- AND it's what the Constitution says must be done

The Wall Street Journal: Computer system where Trump document was reportedly stashed is reserved for biggest U.S. secrets

Instagram’s content factories are huge -- and that’s a problem for Facebook

The U.N. General Assembly tackles global strife. New Yorkers can't get a cab.