Page 1 Roundup (09/24)

The Daily News: ‘He loved this little girl’: mother of 5-year-old hauled under train by suicidal dad says husband was ‘an angel’ who adored their children

TooFab: See former NFL hunk Kroy Biermann in a candy thong

Axios: Trudeau’s pivot: Vows to ban military-style assault rifles, including AR-15

Towleroad: Fired homophobic rugby star Israel Folau just got hired by a new team

The Daily Mail: Mom claims Ukrainian daughter, 9, she adopted was really a 22-year-old with dwarfism

Gr8erdays: Did you know Major Nelson was a major hottie?

Newsweek: Wisconsin inmate confesses to infamous ‘Making a Murderer’ slay

Noise 11: Björn Ulvaeus confirms there are now five new Abba songs

The Randy Report: Why hunky Mac came out on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

AOL: 'Brady Bunch' star Christopher Knight on why his late TV father Robert Reed was so impactful

South China Morning Post: How Anna Sui saw the future of fashion before everyone else, and how the designer stays ahead of the pack

NewNowNext: Pete Buttigieg backpedals on LGBTQ media criticism

Twitter: There's always a tweet

USA Today: Trial begins for ex-cop who shot black neighbor

New York Post: Dad jumps in front of subway train while holding 5-year-old daughter

 NYC’s free condom distribution efforts going flaccid

Woman who underwent face transplant after toxic chemical attack needs new operation

Page Six: Demi Moore says man raped her at 15, then paid alcoholic mom $500

The Washington Post: Trump ordered hold on military aid days before calling Ukrainian president, officials say

Pelosi quietly sounding out House Democrats about whether to impeach Trump, officials say

Patti Smith, an accidental rock legend, has finally become the artist she always wanted to be

The New York Times: How to actually follow through on the relationship advice you get

Can someone be fired for being gay? The Supreme Court will decide

The Wall Street Journal: Thomas Cook shuts down, forcing Britain to fly thousands home

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