Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Borna Coric Withdraws From U.S. Open


Borna Coric, the No. 12 seed, withdrew from the U.S. Open today citing a lower back strain. (His planned opponent, Grigor Dimitrov, becomes the first player to advance to the third round.) The Croatian piece of ass is said to have suffered a lower-back strain, which I'm assuming happened while mingling with fans. (Why are we even going this weekend????)

In my version of events, however, he hurt himself getting worked over by his hot "team member."

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