Page 1 Roundup (05/03)

The Daily News: Republican stooges push for Trump to win Nobel Prize as critics bash the idea

Geraldo Rivera's son is a thug

Man who killed Pennsylvania couple found dead of drug overdose

Towleroad: Liberty Counsel's Mat Staver on Trump’s judicial appointments: ‘literally, we are a few months away from ending gay marriage’

New York Post: New York really is the city that never sleeps

Jurors sick of hearing about prison guard's huge, stinky penis

How to tell if your partner is 'microcheating'

One of Crazy Donald's sex assault accusers subpoenas ‘Apprentice’ footage

The New York Times: Crazy Donald did indeed reimburse lawyer Michael D. Cohen for a $130,000 payment that Cohen has said he made to keep a pornographic film actress from going public before the 2016 election with her story about an affair with Mr. Trump, according to Rudy Giuliani, contradicting Crazy, who has said he had no knowledge about any payment to the actress

The Hill: Black men arrested in Philadelphia Starbucks reach settlements

The Village Voice: Michael Musto's handy guide to maximizing your Trader Joe's experience

The Washington Post: Facebook accidentally asked its users whether the posts they saw contained hate speech

Gay Cities: Meet Christopher Stephenson, the tennis buff leading San Francisco into the United States Gay Open

Talking Points Memo: Cambridge Analytica to file for bankruptcy after misuse of Facebook data

The Wall Street Journal: Why pre-order food then wait in line?