Sunday, February 11, 2018

Ice Ice Baby

The American team of Chris and Alexa Knierim weren't good enough to fend off the Canadian dreamboat Eric Radford and Dorothy Hamill impersonator Meagan Duhamel. But the one-point deduction Chris got for falling was definitely cushioned by that meaty ass of his. As of tonight, Canada is way ahead in the team figure-skating competition with 45 points followed by the Olympic Athletes From Russia (39), U.S. (36) and Italy (35). But as good as Radford and Duhamel were, shouldn't they have faced a deduction for skating to Adele?  

If Italy can sneak back into the Top 3, my guy Matteo Guarise will have a medal to wear on his bare chest.

Oh, Canadians

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