Friday, December 27, 2013

Nuts



1. Scrotoplasty (Scrotum Lift) 

What it is: In a nutshell (LOL), a scrotum lift is a face-lift for your balls. Some men really sag down there and just can't hang with it. A doctor can remove excess skin and generally tighten the tackle, improving crotch-area comfort and appearance (look, Ma, no wrinkles!) while preserving normal function of the family jewels. For the record, this is not the so-called ball-ironing procedure George Clooney has joked about to the press. Ball ironing does exist, but it's a nonsurgical cosmetic procedure designed to spruce up the area (i.e., no actual reshaping is done). Either way, getting this kind of work done takes balls (ugh!).

Cost: $4,500 to $8,000
Procedure time: 1 to 2 hours
Recovery time: 4 to 5 days

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