I don't believe Jon Hamm for a minute when he tells Rolling Stone that he wants people to stop talking about his enormous schlong. That would be like me complaining about people telling me I'm sexy and hilarious. #Crickets
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Have you seen the tumbler site? Thought you would have given that to us long ago....
http://jonhammswang.tumblr.com/
Damn. Must be tough having people talk about your huge dick and how good looking you are. How do these people cope? Ya know, there are those of us out here that fall a little short in any category you choose to measure us by. We muddle by with our hideousness and small dickedness. Ya know, I'm no Sheldon Cooper but there is a direct connection between dick size and a man's looks. The uglier you are the bigger your dick has to be. You look like Tom Cruise? Fine. Dick can be the size of a Vienna Sausage. You look like Don Knots? You better have a freakin' elephant dick between your legs. And then we have those guys like Jon Hamm.Good looking, rich endowed to the hilt. Damn, maybe I am beginning to feel a little sorry for him.
I know your eyes are up there. That's not what I'm looking at. If I'm talking to your schlong, then I must be trying to get it's attention.
Big one and still so insecure or cheezey - not sure which...
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