“I’d really like to thank Tom for showing up tonight . . . he was very funny . . . but, Jesus Christ, how many [bleeping] jobs do I have to get for that guy?” -- Roseanne Barr, who was roasted on Comedy Central over the weekend. “If I can bury my roiling, boiling ceaseless hatred for the likes of Tom Arnold, maybe there’s a chance we can have world peace.”
BTW: I'm a huge fan of the sitcom "Roseanne" -- she's batshit crazy, but in its heyday the show was one of TV's all-time best -- but am not really the "roast" type, so didn't even bother watching this. From what I heard, I did find the Tom-Roseanne element to be sweet, though.
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It's a classic. My favorite line of all time from the show was when Darlene referred to grandma (the lovely Estelle Parsons)as "Drunken Hines."
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