*This post is being made by "KIT212" guest blogger, Christopher Carozzo
Just heard from Kenneth. He’s busy getting “lei’d” near Enola Gay’s Splish Splash Bar and Grill. While he’s away, I figured I’d take the opportunity to be downright rancid.
I’m sure by now everyone who is going to buy “MDNA” has already gotten his or her copy. Unfortunately, It’s not looking like Madonna is going to get the hit album she may have wanted. In fact, the iTunes and Amazon.com charts show that Lionel Richie, yes, Lionel fuckin’ Richie, holds the number one spot with his “honkey tonk” tinged Greatest Hits package “Tuskegee.” After hearing that mess, I think I’ve come down with Syphilis in my ears as a result of his “Tuskegee Experiment.” The banjo inspired version of "Dancin' on the Ceiling" is enough to cause explosive diarrhea. How he got to number one without recently dropping dead beats me. But I digress… Now before you start writing me all kinds of hate mail, I like "MDNA." It’s fun . I’ve been listening to it quite a bit. With that said, it has some of the most ridiculous lyrics I’ve heard in awhile and all the electronic vocoder effects left me a bit cold. In my opinon, the best songs are the few ballads included on the set. “Falling Free” is a small slice of musical genius . It makes me ache for a new collaboration with Patrick Leonard or Stephen Bray. I admit, I'm an old fan. Literally.
I am glad that she’s back to dressing like a complete wanton slut. I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for tramps. She certainly still has the body to wear hot pants. However, the face is starting to look a bit like Betty White. When I saw the video to “Girl Gone Wild” complete with her giving a yeast infection to sexy male dancers in their 20’s; I was reminded of Mae West in “Sextette.” What do you think??