Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Independence Day?

InTouch "reports" that Will and Jada (Pinkett) Smith are separating after 13 years of marriage. On the off chance that it's true, my gut tells me Jada never forgave him for raping his ex-boyfriend. But I think the real moral of the story is this: No matter how manly your face is, a (dickless) woman is never enough to satisfy a gay guy. (Hat tip: Boy Culture)

4 comments:

jeffreychrist said...

Re: "my gut tells me Jada never forgave him for raping his ex-boyfriend" - I don't know the law, but I surmise it might be a good idea if you revised this with an "allegedly raping". Your readers would hate you embroiled in a libel lawsuit!

Anonymous said...

so no more happy couple, Wil with his boys on the side and Jada with her girls on the side? Tragic couple....

Patrick said...

Those two are a closted gays. It's all arranged and everyone in Hollywood knows it - know one cares. It's all about the bank account and fleecing the fans. It's business!

Harry said...

My gaydar must be broke. Will and Jada? I would never imagine....