I see that Olivia Newton-John and Steve Guttenberg have joined Chuck Norris' Total Gym cult. Watching the
infomercial is like a flashback to my youth -- of pop songs and masturbation. (Let it suffice to say that as an employee of AMC's Fiesta Village, I didn't insist on monitoring the theater where "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" was showing because I was a fan of the film's clever writing and intriguing plot.) The things celebrities
do for cash ...
Back to 1985:
An arresting young man
"The Right Moment," but the wrong hair
I see that Olivia Newton-John and Steve Guttenberg have joined Chuck Norris' Total Gym cult. Watching the infomercial is like a flashback to my youth -- of pop songs and masturbation. (Let it suffice to say that as an employee of AMC's Fiesta Village, I didn't insist on monitoring the theater where "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" was showing because I was a fan of the film's clever writing and intriguing plot.) The things celebrities do for cash ...
Back to 1985:
An arresting young man
"The Right Moment," but the wrong hair
2 comments:
Masturbation is right, not helped by Steve's assertion on the Stern Show that he has a massive unit that dangles in the water when he's on the toilet...
Is this what happens when your career is over?
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