Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Getting Physical

I see that Olivia Newton-John and Steve Guttenberg have joined Chuck Norris' Total Gym cult. Watching the infomercial is like a flashback to my youth -- of pop songs and masturbation. (Let it suffice to say that as an employee of AMC's Fiesta Village, I didn't insist on monitoring the theater where "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" was showing because I was a fan of the film's clever writing and intriguing plot.) The things celebrities do for cash ...

Back to 1985:

An arresting young man

"The Right Moment," but the wrong hair

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Masturbation is right, not helped by Steve's assertion on the Stern Show that he has a massive unit that dangles in the water when he's on the toilet...

Jack said...

Is this what happens when your career is over?

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