Friday, July 08, 2011

Hollywood Walk of Shame

You'd be hard-pressed to find a less deserving movie "star" to become immortalized at Grauman's Chinese Theatre than Jennifer Aniston -- I don't even dislike her, but wouldn't like to see my FAVORITE ACTRESS OF ALL TIME as much as I see this dud-magnet -- but at least it drew up Jason Bateman and Chelsea Handler, two people I can't get enough of, plus a peek at "poor, single" Jen's latest man, Justin Theroux. (I wonder if Aniston actually thinks she's made the transition from sitcom star to movie star. No matter, I guess she's laughing all the way to the bank.)

Aniston has better taste in friends than she does in scripts

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

God almighty, I used to sort of like her, but she was on some show bemoaning her break-ups. Get a clue, she picks the wrong men and we are now bored to death with hearing about it. She made a 5+ year career out of her Pitt break-up.

Matthew Rettenmund said...

You may not like her but she's definitely a movie star, a star of movies. Look at all the people with stars there (each of which is paid for, BTW) who are less deserving than Jen.

I like her! I'm not sure exactly what...I don't think she's amazing in any way, but I think she's appealing. I liked her in JUST GO WITH IT, which made $100 million in the U.S.

All that said, I wouldn't pay to go see a movie just because she was in it. (And didn't pay to see JUST GO WITH IT...) She strikes me as very unambitious creatively, and anyone who could be with John Mayer for a spell...that's hard to overlook. :/

Christopher said...

she is BOX OFFICE POISON!!

Harry said...

Sorry, I truly can't stand her. Getting a "Star" truly means nothing these days, anyhow. She's right up there with celebrities who say the stupidest things regarding world politics - when she's clearly just a moron. Plus, I have a problem with her dating my future ex-boyfriend, Justin. He'll be a changed man by the time she's done with him.

http://ricksrealreel.blogspot.com/ said...

Pathetic.
Jen's two career accomplishments:
Friends and Divorce Pitt-y Party.
Seriously.

Anonymous said...

New boyfriend is yummy!!