Joe Jonas and an almost embarrassingly stereotypical entourage pulled up in TWO huge black Suburbans at Westville a bit ago (yep, they both double-parked). He's a cute kid -- we were all outside waiting for tables for a while -- but I couldn't bring myself to admit that I went to high school with his mother in the early '80s. Michael ended up going to the bathroom and sneaked a photo ("for his niece"). I wonder if hanging out in Chelsea is part of his team's plan to make people think he is not gay. Welcome to the neighborhood, Joe!
UPDATE: Is Joe also posting on guyswithiphones? (Site not work friendly)