Friday, August 06, 2010

If Only They Were 'The Expandables'

I knew my current crush Jason Statham was a bit of a shrimp (most men in Hollywood are). But seeing how short he is next to legendary midget Sylvester Stallone -- along with big man Dolph Lundgren at the Paris premiere of "The Expendables: -- sure was a boner-killer. And speaking of boners: Dolph was quite an object of my desire when I was a kid (read all about it HERE). Sp after discussing the aging of Europeans yesterday with my Mark Vanderloo post, I figured it was only fair to compare Grace Jones' former boy toy then and now:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a vertically-challenged guy myself, I feel I need to object to your comments, Ken.

Jason Statham is hot, hot, hot regardless of his height. He is ruggedly handsome, has a great body. And in my fantasies, has a lot going for him below the belt!!

We all know there is no correlation between height and endowment size, so give us shorter fellas a chance before tossing us on the garbage heap!!

Watch Movie said...

Have not seen the movie yet so I can’t critic but I wonder why Van Dam isn’t in it, not that I like his movies that much but I mean you got Ivan Drako in it.