Friday, July 30, 2010

Hunks of The Hill

The Hill released its annual 50 Most Beautiful List, but here are the only three men you guys need to worry about, so let me save you some time:

Ben Dunham, a Huntsville, Ala. native, is the only one of the three who placed in the Top 10 -- an impressive No. 5, with only one (less-attractive) man ranking higher -- and it's easy to see why. The 31-year-old environmental adviser to Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.) not only looks like a movie star, he became a bit of a tabloid sensation last year when he briefly dated smoking hot “Mad Men” star January Jones, who he met while she was in town lobbying for environmental causes. (Color me green -- with envy!)

What to make of Hudson(!) Hollister(!), a "single," 28-year-old Republican from Joliet, Ill. The bio on this counsel for the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee makes Aaron Schock sound, um, straight: Amiable. Hyperactive. A good listener. That’s how Hudson Hollister defines himself. But that’s not the entire picture. Add gentleman, funny, good conversationalist, and beautiful to that list, and you get a better snapshot of who he is. It’s hard to believe Hollister was once the “socially awkward” home-school student he claims he was. Hudson says Mom and Dad’s genes, good grooming, CrossFit workouts, and “lots” of moisturizing are his health and beauty secrets. Hollister’s perfect date would be to attend a wedding with that special someone, celebrating something real and concrete. (Think of the beautiful babies he and Schock could have back home.)

And in distant third place -- hey, picking from the list wasn't easy -- is Sean Joyce, a 24-old Republican from Altoona, Pa. 
Joyce, who works for Rep. Bill Shuster (R-Pa.), lists himself as "dating" and says “Rugby is my life." (Ten points for butchness.)

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