Friday, June 19, 2009

The Half-Naked Truth

Note to Chris Evans: You might want to seriously consider firing your publicist who told you to STOP posing shirtless for magazine spreads. I know she meant well, but I mean, let's be honest, you're not exactly likely to be winning an Academy Award anytime soon period, so why not make the most of what you have while you're still young and beautiful?

Meanwhile, another noted thespian Ryan Reynolds -- who is living every gay man's dream of "getting a really hot body and then having my whole life change" -- has been smart enough to give the people what they want all over town and now he's getting one leading role after the next. (And how many guys do you know of who have gotten a four-covers-in-one spread in Entertainment Weekly lately?)

I miss ya, Chris. But I don't even see a "Cellular 2"(!) in your IMDB listing ...

3 comments:

jackscribe said...

Ryan's not going to win an Academy Award very soon, either, but the boy knows how to market himself. Saying that, he will be another "next hot star" who will peter out (pun intended). In the meantime, I love him playing the homo-erotic card.

Unknown said...

He's just a hot man! I remember when he started in that show "Two guys and a pizza place". He and his costar were hot then...Me needs some Ryan Reynolds.

Jonas said...

Wish my comment could add to your post, but there's nothing more to say. Before Chris Evans hired his new publicist, he was everywhere. Now he's nowhere.