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He's No Moses: Not only does Madonna's boy toy Jesus Luz seem incapable of walking on water, he wears underwear in the ocean. (Made in Brazil)

Shotgun Wedding: Tom Brady's second wedding to Gisele Bundchen may have taken place in Central America, but it sure had some Boston flavor to it. After a quiet ceremony in Santa Monica in February, the duo married again Saturday (but I can't even get married once in New York?!) at the leggy supermodel's seaside compound in Costa Rica where her crack security team opened fire on overzelous photographers. Now that's keeping it real. (Boston)

Metro Q: Having lived in Huntington Beach during Orange County's gay bar heyday (Thursdays at Newport Station RULED! And the Boom Boom Room and even the Lion's Den had their moments) only to find out nearly every one of them had gone out of business, it made me smile to see Huntington Beach now has its first gay night spot. As you can see, the drag crowd has already taken a liking to it. Can the hot boys be far behind? (OC Register)

Feeling 'Blue': Call me sensitive, but I'm having a hard time reconciling the fact that a movie starring Audrina Patridge could be going straight to video. (OhLaLaMag)

Young Guns: Actor Nick Adams, currently featured in the hit Broadway revival of “Guys and Dolls”, will host LIVE OUT LOUD’S Eighth Annual Young Trailblazers Benefit Gala on Monday, April 27th. (Info)

Equality Forum: Where better to secure your brotherly love than in Philadelphia? (Official Site)

Lick It Up: I'm seeing Greg Brady, but a Harvey Milk stamp sure would be nice. (EDGE Boston)

Blame Game: The New York Blade asks: What do Rihanna and slain newsman George Weber have in common? "They both got what they deserved. That’s the popular opinion -- if not explicitly stated, then certainly implied -- to be found on CNN, among high school students and on message boards such as The Daily News, The New York Post and even gay blogs Queerty and Towleroad." (NYBlade)

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