Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Talk About a Hose Job

A messy 33-year-old man sneaked into into an Upper East Side firehouse on Sunday and demanded sex from a groggy battalion chief. Eric "I'm so horny" Farr was later arrested and taken to the 19th Precinct station house where he charged with second-degree burglary and an attempted criminal-sexual act in the first degree. He was then locked in a holding cell where the real fun began. While cooling off in the slammer, Farr allegedly befriended a fellow accused criminal, Javier Alderete, 28, of Queens, who was in for a DUI rap, and performed oral sex on Alderete in the cell. They broke it up only when an officer arrived, a complaint said. Farr is now out on $5,000 bail. (Full story HERE.)

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