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Hot Down Under: When I blogged about strapping rugby player Sonny Bill Williams leaving his Aussie team for France yesterday, little did I know what a troublemaker the 6-3, 240-lb. hunk of man was. In addition to arrests for driving under the influence and public urination, his sex life rocked Down Under last year when he and Australian model/ironwoman Candice Falzon were caught fucking in a men's room toilet stall at the Clovelly Hotel in Sydney. Such a scene they caused that one patron snapped a cell-phone picture of the glorious moment, which you can see for yourself after the jump.

Slumming It: Honestly, Muffy. The riff-raff is taking over Fifth Avenue. (NYT)

Peep Show: Brazilian model Edilson Nascimento has something for you to see over here.

Wood for You: As painful as it can be in recent years, I still make a point of seeing every one of Woody Allen's movies. (The way I see it, once you make "Play It Again, Sam," "Annie Hall" "Manhattan" and "Broadway Danny Rose," you've kind of earn a lifetime pass from me). And even though every time he makes a new film people call it his "return to form" (when it never is), from the sound of this article, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" might actually be good. (NYT)

Prime-Time Shakeup: While I'm absolutely thrilled that the wonderful Rachel Maddow is getting the 9 p.m. timeslot over at MSNBC, I'm bummed that it's at the expense of my fave, Dan Abrams. Maddow was a frequent guest on Dan's various shows over the years, and I really thought they had incredible chemistry. It's a shame they didn't give them a show together. (NYT)

RIP: Manny Farber, a painter whose spiky, impassioned film criticism waged war against sacred cows like Orson Welles and elevated American genre-movie directors like Howard Hawks and Sam Fuller to the Hollywood pantheon, died Monday at his home in Leucadia, Calif. He was 91. (NYT)

RIP: Jack C. Landau, who used his education as a lawyer in a passionate fight for the legal rights of news reporters at a time when he and others believed they were gravely threatened, died Aug. 9 in Arlington, Va. He was 74. (NYT)