That' right, Brody. Run for your life -- and don't let what happened to your hot dad happen to you! If I had had any idea during the 1976 Olympics that your father, Bruce Jenner, would one day end up looking like a scary lesbian, I probably wouldn't have had my first same-sex fantasies watching him win the decathalon up in Montreal ...
But with a face like that, how could any of us have known ...
Which is to say nothing of the bod ...
And the chestnut Kristy McNichol hairdo ...
So let this be a cautionary tale to you, Brody. You're young and beautiful now. But when you get a little older, don't let some hack plastic surgeon try to undo some deep-seated self-hatred you might be harboring. It won't be worth it -- and you'll break my heart just like your dad did ...
That' right, Brody. Run for your life -- and don't let what happened to your hot dad happen to you! If I had had any idea during the 1976 Olympics that your father, Bruce Jenner, would one day end up looking like a scary lesbian, I probably wouldn't have had my first same-sex fantasies watching him win the decathalon up in Montreal ...
But with a face like that, how could any of us have known ...
Which is to say nothing of the bod ...
And the chestnut Kristy McNichol hairdo ...
So let this be a cautionary tale to you, Brody. You're young and beautiful now. But when you get a little older, don't let some hack plastic surgeon try to undo some deep-seated self-hatred you might be harboring. It won't be worth it -- and you'll break my heart just like your dad did ...
5 comments:
Brody is so handsome it makes me wanna spit.
Well said. Poor Bruce. He can't bring himself to cut his hair. Why would he let them cut his face?
Oh my god!! I think I introduced myself to "touching myself" during his poppa's Olympics stint. I can't believe what a mess Bruce has turned into. I'd much rather have a distinguished real-life, old looking Brody in my bed...than a hacked up mess like his Dad. Oh the inpure thoughts I used to have about me and the Olympic Hero!
He looks like a burn victim. How sad.
Bruce Jenner was so hot. This is so sad.
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