Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Unreliable Sources?

While I'm hardly one to follow the social scene, even a plebeian blogger such as myself couldn't help but be duly impressed by the ground covered by Ralph Lauren's son David over the weekend. Apparently while his much-younger-girlfriend, Lauren Bush, attended cousin Jenna's wedding at the Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas (OMFG -- David won't as her to marry him -- she would totally be Lauren Lauren if he did -- so he was cordially not invited, according to PageSix), David was busy "collecting numbers" at L'Escale in Greenwich, Conn. (WTF?)
However, he must have some extraordinarily long arms to collect said numbers all the way to the East Coast (his fashion icon father must have a hell of a time making jackets to accommodate this one), because according The Reliable Source -- by way of the Houston Chronicle -- David was with Lauren at Saturday wedding ceremony. Do you think David totally has a secret twin or something? How random would that be?! (OK, enough. I'm not very good at this and if this is anything like watching "Gossip Girl," then shoot me now.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not much of an impossibility. As someone who travels a lot for work, for quite a few weddings I've had dinner the night before on one coast and been at an an afternoon wedding the next day on the other.

Connecticut to Texas isn't much of a deal (and I don't even have anywhere near the money that the Bushes or Lifshitzs have for helicopters, private jets, etc.)

Anonymous said...

I think you're missing the point, anonymous. It's not a question of can you be in Texas and Connecticut on the same day. Page Six says he wasn't invited to the wedding at all.